TSLA calls finally hit – not rich, but no longer poor 🚀💎🙌

Bought some TSLA calls because:

1. It felt right.
2. Elon had been suspiciously quiet.
3. I needed some spice in my portfolio.

Held longer than I should have, but it printed. Not a life-changer, but enough to upgrade dinner from ramen to steak. 🥩

Did I understand the Greeks? Not really.
Would I do it again? Probably.
Am I smarter now? Unlikely.

Options: TSLA [strike]C [expiration]
Next move: Watching from the sidelines and pretending I’m disciplined.

Thanks for the tendies, Elon. See you on Mars 🛸