The spikes were meant to keep pigeons away… Not make them feel safe.

This little guy found a 5-star suite on top of a Panasonic AC unit, complete with anti-bird spikes – which apparently now double as a security fence. Evolution: 1, human engineering: 0.
Spotted this feathered rebel nesting comfortably where it clearly wasn’t supposed to. Any advice on how to humanely relocate a pigeon with better negotiation skills than I have?